It's Gotta Be the Shades

As the inauguration countdown continues...tick...tick...Barack Obama prepares to move into his new house and take over the presidency. He has tremendous challenges before him, with great opportunities for success and ... lack of success. For the time being, Obama is on a popularity roll. His numbers are the highest for an incoming president since L.B.J. took office in 1965.

What exactly brings our next president such popularity? Sixty-seven percent of Americans say they admire him for his leadership, according to CNN. DailyKos reports that among Democrats 95 percent support Obama, and even 29 percent of conservative Republicans are on his side.

We must remember, however, that Dubya also enjoyed high popularity ratings during his first term, especially after 9/11. His ratings tumbled, though, and currently his positive percentage hovers around 25 points.

Some would point out that Obama's personality is what touches the heart of America. He has appeared on Oprah and Ellen, where he appeared relaxed, caring, thoughful and fun. He also made a visit on The View, a show where he appeared less comfortable as he tugged constantly at his socks while he was interviewed by Woopie, Barbara, Joy, Elisabeth and Sherri.

Others would say that it 's Obama's leadership style that brings him good fortune. He's focused, well-read, and open to working across the aisle. His ability to collaborate is something we haven't seen in Washington for years.

Personally, I think it's gotta be the shades. Behind those Ray Bans, Barack gives off the appearance of being cool, relaxed and under control.

Chris Matthews feels they make Obama seem "elite" -- kind of like arugula, I guess. For Barack to look official and powerful would it be better for him to pack a shotgun, kind of like our current Vice President did? Now, that might bring a spike in the polls!

For true, knowledgeable input, it would make sense to refer to a better pundit than Matthews to make this judgment. After all, what does a political talk show host know about stylish eye wear?

So, who are you going to believe - Chris Matthews or...me? We definitely need a tie-breaker. So I called one of the most highly reputed and renowned journalists within the beltway. "Yo, Wonkette, you there? Pick up!" Finally, Wonkette picked up the receiver and gave me the info I was looking for.

Celebrated D.C. columnist Wonkette gave me the inside scoop. She saw true potential for popularity in Obama, who she calls the "President of Sunglasses." Evidently, they make him look "hot" and make all kinds of people want to do all kinds of things with him -- kind of like six-pack abs, I guess.

Hmmmm. Yes, presidential...

So, there, you have it, all you aspiring politicians. For a rapid rise in the popularity polls, slip on those Ray Bans, throw your jacket over your shoulder, and slide on over the tarmac to your waiting jet.

You can't go wrong. At least that's all Barack did.
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